Monday 14 September 2015

Some of my fav one liner jokes

Some are my own and others i have heard

I subscribed to a Origami magazine but unfortunately they folded.

I phoned a wedding dress shop but they were engaged.

I went clubbing with some shellfish and i pulled a mussel.



Friend said to me to pull a funny face...so pulled his.

I failed a maths test so many times i cannot count.

I am so bad at tests i even failed a blood test.

Wife said i never call her compliments...so i called her vinegar and salt...i think i misheard.



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